Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Yet another story

Yesterday the verdict on the brutal murder of ex IIM Lucknow alumni was announced .

Honestly I felt guilty that I did not know about him earlier or the news struck me so late.

Yes and how truly shameless are we Indians .

We perhaps would have known the personal records of Our Great Indian team but yet would have ignorant about the courage of the Manjunaths and Satyendras who did not trade their conscience for material benefits.

And one word of solace for the Indian masses depressed and shocked after the early exit for the cup

" We cannot expect other teams to stoop to level of mediocrity like our Indian team in order to cater to our aspirations of winning the cup "

Puff and cough..

Monday, March 26, 2007

The Great Matka and MCA Diaspora

Yesterday at a restaurant I came across two MTechs

Thus went their conversation which fortuitously I happen to overhear

M1( Matka 1 ) : Yaar My institute had huge bathrooms
My Humble Self to my own self : Bastard are you here to eat?????????
M2(Matka2) : Can't be bigger than the bathrooms we had ! We had lots of jaguar fittings in our bathroom which we enjoyed a lot !( Ya probably you touched yourself with those fittings ) Humari bahut Aish thi.
My Humble Self to my own self(pulling out my hair): How can having Jaguar Fittings in the bathroom equate to " aish"

And thus went their demented conversation which talked about all the ignored aspects of college life

The best or perhaps the worst dialogue quoted by one of the matka

" We had such long grasses in our institute that the gardeners were through out the eyar busy, that was a profitable business" ( Ya probably you fed on them ..Donkey)

And yes one of the Matka had a quotation on the T Shirt

" Some like large, Some Extra Large, and some like "OH my God "

Ohh I had enough !!

puff and cough ...

Hope

As I sipped in those barrels of forbidden melancholy

I realized that it was almost one year that mysticism deserted me

Life is so much more simple now

and yet so much more unfulfilled

One year I had been waiting perhaps to realize

that some waits never succeed

and yet We wait endlessly in hope

puff and cough....

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Sutta !

What not people do some times for the elusive Sutta !

A few days ago one of my friend finding no other cigarette shop opened at 11:30 PM in the night went to the benevolent chemist shop who kept his outlet opened so late to inquire whether he sold sutta's. The chemist of course laughed at him and so did I when he narrated the incident to me.

This makes me understand the huge craze for the song BC Suttah.